DUI_NIN

(Can be sung to "Piggy" by Nine Inch Nails)

Hey Trent
You rule
Michael Trent Reznor, I think
Your music is uber-cool

But I can't listen - to your odes
My mind starts racing on overload
Last week I got a ticket
Speeding - down the - road

Cuz nothing can make me stop
When I play your songs - in my car
Won't even brake for cops
No, I won't stop

Can't hear sirens wail
My ears are filled - with Nine Inch Nails
Might have to pay a fine
or go straight to jail

Broken
Downward Spiral and
Pretty Hate Machine

They make
me think about
the suffering of all humanity
[spoken: and every living thing]

No idea what mess you were on
When you produced these tripped out songs

But nothing can make me stop
When I've got your songs - in my head
The minute I leave for work
Till I'm back in bed

I don't smoke crack or weed
But you would think I'm high on speed
Lucky to be alive
The way I drive

Nothing can make me stop
Not when I play your songs
Won't even brake for cops
No cop - can stop - me

Fragile, Things
Falling Apart, and All
That Could Have Been

Just make
me wanna rip my heart out
and bang on trash can lids
[spoken: just like a #$%^ing kid]

My inner child gets wild 'n' disruptive

But try explaining this to a judge

That nothing can make me stop
When I play your songs - in the car
Won't even brake for cops
Cuz I won't stop
I don't hear sirens wail
They blend right in - with Nine Inch Nails
Won't even stop for cops
Hot on my trail

Cuz nothing can make me stop
When I've got your songs - in my head
The moment I go to work, till I'm in bed
Don't do weed or smack
But you would think
I'm smoking crack
Lucky to be alive
The way I drive

[Help! I'm hooked on Nine Inch Nails...Help! I'm hooked on Nine Inch Nails]