"WHAT IS RELIGION?
RELIGION IS A CONTAGION FROM A SPURIOUS
STURGEON CAUGHT IN A STURDY NET BY A SURREAL
SURGEON.
WHAT ARE OPINIONS?
OPINIONS ARE PINIONS OF ROTTEN ONIONS,
THEY PUT ON AIR AND CANNOT BE DISSUADED
NEITHER BY LOGICALITY NOR RATIONALITY,
THEY ARE THE POPPY SPORES AND SPORADIC
OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE.
WHAT ARE PEOPLE?
ARE THEY MUTATED WACKOIDS THAT ONCE WAS
FREAKAZOIDS TAKING POLAROID OF STEROID HEMORRHOIDS
FROM SCHIZOID DROIDS LIVING IN THE VOID OF
PLASTIC RHOMBOID ASTEROIDS?"
-- (c) 1998, Psycho Ninja Man, "Diary of Just Another Harris County Psycho"